Horrific Job Available – Now Hiring Pizza Delivery Drivers
Really? How did someone not catch this? “Now Hiring Delivery Drivers” + “Pizza Delivery Murder” = BAD IDEA.
Article courtesy of SomeEcards.com
Really Bad SEO Twitter Joke
We all know that people who do SEO have the best sense of humors in the entire planet (OK, maybe we don’t know this?), so here’s a fun SEO tweet from LAWeekly.
“So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor”
Picture courtesy of Newsweek
Would You Hire This Guy?
Would you hire Steve Madonna? He has definitely taken the advice of “be creative” to an extreme with this Craigslist posting. I was a little skeptical at first but once he said he can make weapons out of anything, I was sold.
Picture courtesy of SomeEcards.com
The Marshawn Lynch Touchdown, As I Saw It
Marshawn Lynch of the Super Marshawn brothers completes his Speedrun of the New Orleans Saints Level in a record breaking 18 seconds!
Video courtesy of YouTube
Pro Bowl Shuffle
The Pro Bowl is the single worst even of any of the big four sports. I’d rather watch an NFL preseason game. Jimmy Fallon and his posse put together a gem to commemorate its uselessness. Forget the 1985 Bears “Super Bowl Shuffle”. Step aside Jim McMahon. It’s all about the Pro Bowl Shuffle now…
Video courtesy of It’s Always Sunny in Detroit
Cee Lo – Fuck You – Sign Language
Ever wondered what Cee Lo Green’s, “Fuck You” would look like in Sign Language? I know I always have. Check out the this video and see for yourself!
Video courtesy of YouTube
How To Ride A Roller Coaster Like A Brazen Douchebag
This has to be one of the best roller coaster pictures ever taken. All of these people look like they are having way too good of a time (especially the guy on the phone).
P.S. Does anyone else think the guy in the bottom right making the peace sign looks like Matthew Perry at all?
Article courtesy of SomeEcards.com
You Remind Me Of
I’ve never really watched The Office but one of my friends who loves the show sent this to me so I decided I would let everyone else decide if this is funny or not.
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Austin Groff’s Backwards Halfcourt Buzzer Beater
If you watch sports at all, you’ve probably seen a ton of buzzer beaters. I bet you haven’t seen one like this. Austin Groff from Twin Valley South High School heaves a desperate attempt at the end of the first quarter and makes an unbelievable shot.
Jordan McCabe – Now This Kid’s Got Game
Check out this 12 year old kid who obviously has way too much time on his hands watching And1 Streetball videos. He definitely has a lot of talent but unless he gets like 4 feet taller, he’s not going to make it very far. Note: There is probably going to be a really boring Ad that plays before the video, do something else while it’s loading.
Article courtesy of KomoNews