Josh Hara 3 hours ago
Somewhere Al Gore is in a robe, eating a hamburger, watching a CNN report on the dead birds and yelling “I TOLD YOU SO” with his mouth full.
Nell Scovell 4 hours ago
Kudos to the Arkansas blackbirds who just received a MacArthur genius grant for their performance art piece, entitled “Why?”
i used to be a pet 4 hours ago
Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails.
Cole Stratton 3 hours ago
Also, my phone wanted to auto correct whoah to Shoah. Cuz most people are probably texting about a 10 hour holocaust documentary.
Mark Mulkerron 2 hours ago
Somewhere a guy is holding in a fart while watching Black Swan with his date.
Jordan_Morris 3 hours ago
For maximum karma points, make sure your cloth grocery bag has a slogan that makes people feel shitty for not using cloth grocery bags.
Josh Hara 4 hours ago
Just think, soon it will be weird to not have dead birds falling out the sky.
Patton Oswalt 3 hours ago
I’m watching the saddest Xmas decorations in the saddest airport bar being packed up in the saddest way. #sad
Gabriel Marcus 5 hours ago
I’m thinking of going black, any potential pitfalls?
Jackson & Nima yesterday
#LessAmbitiousMovies: Schindler’s Grocery List.
Joe MacLeod 15 hours ago
The Girl With the Temporary Dragon Tattoo #lessambitiousmovies
Doug Benson 3 hours ago
DOLLAR BABY #LessAmbitiousMovies
Meredith Gran 15 hours ago
Edward Fingerhands #lessambitiousmovies
Paul Falvo 6 hours ago
There Will Be Sweat #lessambitiousmovies
Jena Friedman 11 hours ago
Motel Rwanda #lessamitiousmovies
Don’t Call Me Gaga 4 hours ago
Interview with the Umpire #lessambitiousmovies
Brandon Routh 13 hours ago
Inglorious Guys With Really Nice Parents #lessambitiousmovies
Joe Mande 6 hours ago
Something about how, like, burlesque is the steampunk of stripping? Or something? Does that even make sense? Who cares. #LessAmbitiousTweets
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